WHO WE ARE

We are Seamus and Dr. Rikki Mullen.

 

And we've walked through the fire of transformation to meet you here.

 

We know what it's like to wake up in a life that looks perfect on paper but feels like a prison. We know the weight of chronic illness, the ache of disconnection, and the suffocating pressure of living by everyone else's expectations.

More importantly, we know the way out.

SEAMUS MULLEN

Award-Winning Chef, Wellness Authority & Freedom Guide

 

"On my own journey from chronically ill to thriving, I learned how to unlock the FARMacy within. We are all capable of reclaiming our birthright to thrive—we just need a little help and guidance along the way."

 

By his early 30s, Seamus had conquered the culinary world. Three-time James Beard finalist. Critically acclaimed restaurants. The external markers of success were all there. But inside, his body was waging war against itself.

For years, rheumatoid arthritis had been stealing his life piece by piece. Medications that promised relief only led to more medications. His health was in steady decline, and conventional medicine offered no real answers—only management of symptoms while his vitality slipped away.

In 2012, facing the reality that he might not live much longer, Seamus made a radical choice: to trust himself over the system that had failed him.

He dove deep into research on lifestyle and nutrition's impact on autoimmune disease. He began eating differently, moving consciously, prioritizing recovery. His energy returned. His sleep improved. His body began to heal.

Within 12 months, Seamus had:

  •   Weaned himself off all medications
  •   Lost over 80 pounds
  •   Reversed ALL biomarkers for rheumatoid arthritis
  •   Reclaimed his birthright to THRIVE  

His Core Beliefs:

  • Health is in Our Hands:

    We have the power to take control through informed lifestyle choices, no matter the challenges we face
  • Healing Starts with Food:

    The right nutrition can radically transform our bodies, improving energy, recovery, and overall well-being
  • Resilience is Achievable:

    With the right mindset and habits, it's possible to reverse chronic illness and live life fully

Awards & Recognition:

  • James Beard Foundation Best New Restaurant Finalist
  • James Beard Foundation Best Chef NYC Semifinalist (3 consecutive years)
  • Finalist, Food Network's "Next Iron Chef"
  • National Winner, Copa Jerez International Sherry Competition
  • Best New Chef 2007, New York Magazine
  • Featured in: The New York Times, The Guardian, CNN, Good Morning America, Food Network

DR. RIKKI MULLEN

Board-Certified Physician, Intimacy Expert & Truth Guide

 

"I help others break free from the cardboard box of their own making and step into a life of radical authenticity, deep intimacy, and conscious creation."

 

At 37, Dr. Rikki's life looked picture-perfect from the outside. Thriving medical career. Beautiful children. The house in the right neighborhood. All the boxes society said would equal happiness were checked.

Then came the breast cancer scare that changed everything.

Facing the possibility of cancer, Rikki was forced to confront a brutal truth: her seemingly perfect life lacked depth, authenticity, and real intimacy. She had been living in disconnection, trapped in people-pleasing patterns and fear of vulnerability.

That moment of awakening became her liberation.

The scare turned out to be just that—a scare. But the wake-up call was real. Rikki realized she had been living someone else's life, and she had a choice: continue dying slowly in the comfort of conformity, or break free and truly LIVE.

She chose freedom.

Through extensive training in intimacy, relationship therapy, and consciousness work, Rikki transformed not just her own life, but developed the tools to guide others out of their own cardboard boxes.

Her Unique Approach:

Blending her medical background with cutting-edge therapeutic modalities, Rikki guides clients through inner journeys to the subconscious, helping them break free from limiting patterns and create positive internal environments that manifest as thriving external realities. 

Qualifications:

  • Board Certified Internal Medicine Physician (USC Keck School of Medicine, Cedars-Sinai)
  • Certified Sex, Love & Relationship Coach
  • Certified Mastery Life Coach
  • Certified in Sex Therapy & Psychedelic Assisted Therapy
  • Extensive training in IFS, Breathwork, Somatic Therapy, and Tantric principles

TOGETHER:

THE KISMET RANCH APPROACH

The Ranch Where Dreams Become Reality

 

When Rikki met Seamus, she carried a dream—a vision of creating a healing ranch where people could return to their true nature. She just didn't know how it would ever become real.

But when soulmates meet, magic happens. Three weeks after their first date, they were married. That union has felt like lifetimes of love and wisdom compressed into sacred partnership.

What they created together is nothing short of miraculous.

Kismet Ranch is a 6-acre family sanctuary nestled in the Santa Monica Mountains on sacred Chumash land, where ancient oak trees stand as protectors and the very earth pulses with healing energy.

Here, surrounded by their two beautiful children, four incredible dogs, three cows, six horses, and an abundance of goats, sheep, and chickens, Seamus and Rikki have built more than a ranch—they've created a vortex for transformation.

State-of-the-Art Healing Meets Ancient Wisdom:

 

  • PEMF therapy and nervous system regulation equipment
  • Cutting-edge sound therapy
  • Contrast therapy for optimal recovery
  • Equine coaching with their healing horses
  • Direct access to hiking trails from the property
  • Organic gardens providing farm-to-table nourishment

The Kismet Ranch Formula

 

We've learned that true healing happens when you return to your roots—literally and figuratively. When you can ground yourself in nature, identify your core wounds, and allow them to be released in this sacred space, that's where real freedom lives.

Our approach combines:

  • Seamus's mastery of physical vitality, nervous system regulation, and reclaiming health sovereignty
  • Rikki's expertise in intimacy, consciousness work, and breaking free from subconscious programming
  • The healing power of the land itself—because you are not apart from nature, you ARE nature

The Art of True Intimacy

  

Through their marriage, Seamus and Rikki have discovered the true art of intimacy—first with yourself, then with others. They've mastered the delicate dance of choosing yourself fully so you can choose your partner fully and choose LIFE fully. They've learned that real connection happens when two whole people come together, not when two halves try to make a whole.

Now they share this sacred formula with you.

THE KISMET RANCH PROMISE

When you work with us, you're not just getting coaches—you're getting guides who have walked through the fire and emerged as living proof that another way is possible.

Our Unique "Spotlight" Formula

  

In our signature coaching sessions, you'll experience the magic of our combined approach:

  • Seamus listens deeply to your story and laser-focuses on identifying exactly where your core wound originated
  • Rikki guides you on an incredible journey where you get to rewrite your nervous system, reprogram the limiting stories, and truly thrive

Whether through our online masterminds, in-person retreats at the ranch, or one-on-one coaching, you'll discover:

A way where you trust yourself completely. A way where your body becomes your ally, not your enemy. A way where intimacy and connection flow naturally. A way where you create consciously instead of living reactively. A way where you remember you are not separate from nature—you ARE nature. 

Come home to Kismet Ranch.

Come home to the sacred land where healing lives.

Come home to yourself.

 

Your one lifetime is waiting.

And life is beautiful—we want to share that with you.